The MAIN Satellite

The MAIN Satellite

by The MAIN Satellite

Milquetoast Democrats

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We're bike to talk about the need for milquetoast democrats, like Biden, to step aside and stop impeding progress.

Walt's Daddy in Lost Sequel (Part 2)

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Walt's daddy (Harold Perrineau) is in a new horror series that is eerily similar to Lost. We talk about it and hope that it can maintain its momentum and not bomb like its predecessor.

Walt's Daddy in Lost Sequel (Part 1)

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Walt's daddy (Harold Perrineau) is in a new horror series that is eerily similar to Lost. We talk about it and hope that it can maintain its momentum and not bomb like its predecessor.

Celebrity Encounters

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We talk about our personal experiences meeting folks like "Maya ANGELA."

The Slap (Part 2)

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More talk about "Smitty's" tantrum and Chris's state of mind.

The Slap (Part 1)

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The MAIN Satellite, finally, talks about the slap. Spoiler alert! Will is a bitch!

The Quiet Part Out Loud

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Assholes in the GOP are trying to crucify Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson during Supreme Court confirmation hearings. She is, without a doubt, more than qualified and deserves a seat on the bench. But something during her introduction has caught some people's attention.

Context?!

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There are a number of dumbasses who believe Joe Rogan's use of the N-word comes down to context. F*ck the context and F*CK Joe Rogan! Also, f*ck these people giving him the benefit of the doubt.

What Are You Watching?

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We talk about some of the TV shows and movies we've recently seen.

Revving Up

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The a**holes, the crazies, the coons, and gremlins are revving up their pickup trucks as they become bolder with their antics. Well, in opposition, we can get revved up right with 'em and slash some tires while we're at it.
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