The Less You Know
by Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, and Nicole Rodriguez
A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”[1], “The Thing I Am”[2], “Hamburger Help Yourself”[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”[6] Also, the gang waxes poetic on penning dream musicals and for the first time, a TRIPLE Dummy Dunker. Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez Article Links: 1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-his-date-texting-during-guardians-galaxy-vol-2/101786452/ 2. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/steve-bannon-wrote-shakespearean-rap-musical-article-1.3129434 3. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a54737/hangry-woman-stabs-ex-boyfriend-in-the-back-for-refusing-to-make-her-food/ 4. https://www.upi.com/British-woman-didnt-know-she-had-27-contact-lenses-on-one-eye/6401500252717/ 5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11354515/Boy-5-given-invoice-for-missing-friends-birthday-party.html 6. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/345478-9-year-old-applies-for-nasa-alien-fighting-job Til’ Next Time, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PUPPIES GIRLS! #TLYK #YelpMemes 
A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”[2], “No Thanks”[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”[5] Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore. Listicle: “”[6] Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger? Article Links: 1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/ 2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/ 3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html 4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe 5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e 6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food! #TLYK #NotAll Dents 
Ep 2: Come Into My Office
Local News REMIX 2018: Loose Bagel
Bonus Vol. 4: Cultural Appropriating Jeff Bridges
Bonus Vol. 3: Maybe This is All Jokes
Episode 32 got BORKED!! SO we're once again bringing you nothing but HITS!! That's right Cutting room floor takes and some of our favorite snippits from episodes of yore. Your previously scheduled podcasting will resume next week!! Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez. ft. Former Host Alfred Coleman 
A.K.A. André’s Ball Scare Today’s Report Includes: “Plant Gives Birth To a Ghost”[1], “Aesthetic Balls”[2], “We’re Shutting This Shit Down”[3], “Wowie-Zowie”[4], “A Tale as Old As Time“[5], “Possible Cryptid Morphsuit Man”[6] , “Come On Kaley…”[7] , “Breaking Bad Season 7”[8], & “Roombas Give Good Head”[9] Also, the grand premier of our first segment: I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶t̶h̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶s̶e̶?̶ ̶ Dummy Dunkers!!! Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez Article Links: 1. https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breatharian-couple-survives-on-the-universes-energy-instead-of-food/ 2. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery-sweden-stockholm-plastic-fat-transfer-a7868741.html 3. https://www.apnews.com/04078109ae584df0b158c6ea8d968827 4. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/celeb-style/jennifer-lopezs-monokini-is-so-sexy-we-dont-even-know-where-to-begin/ss-AAx8gRJ 5. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-72-shoots-28-year-old-wife-head-bronx-home-cops-article-1.3361652 6. http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/police-called-after-someone-in-morph-suit-jumps-in-front-of-cars-in-gorleston-1-5093231 7. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/thor-as-a-kid?utm_term=.ynJzey485#.kl8nklzOZ 8. http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/police-seize-nearly-1-million-in-meth-infused-lollipops-shaped-like-yoda/ 9. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/07/25/the-company-behind-the-roomba-wants-to-sell-maps-of-your-home/ Til’ Next Time, Come ON Kaley…. Kaley! #Trillennials #ComeOnKaley #MethMyth The New Podcast: Undercooked!
Thank you guys for all the laughs and fun these past 4 years! Wow 2017 - 2021 what a journey!!! Thank you so much for showing up to our Twitch Live streams and just being a loyal Eagle Eared Listener! Don't worry you can always follow our hosts and what work they will continue to make! We possibly might have future new podcasts, shows, or bodies of work coming down in the near future!!! So keep your ears peeled and your eyes listening~~~ If we do we will be sure to update this podcast informing y'all what's up!!! Goodnight! -- Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99 Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez 
