Happy Birthday, America! We threw you a party... sorry it sucks.

This week we're celebrating America's 250th birthday the only way we know how—with White Russians, weird news, fireworks, monster trucks, patriotic songs, and one very confused Australian joining us from Japan. We debate whether countries should celebrate each other's birthdays, rank America's greatest anthems, discover things that could only happen in the U.S., and somehow end up talking about Popeyes, strip clubs, and Denmark's complete lack of monster trucks.

Grab a hot dog, raise a beer, and celebrate America's birthday with us. 🇺🇸🍻