We are back and bringing the heat. Chef Maurice decided to dress like a fly fisherman today. We started by complaining about Europe's tragic lack of air conditioning. Then we roasted those insufferable influencers holding tiny lapel mics like lollipops. We also realized prediction markets are completely out of hand. You can literally bet real money on what hat Maurice will wear next. Then we tackled the absolute robbery happening at London pubs. Pints are way too expensive now. Apparently, the younger generation stopped drinking to be healthy. Good for them. That just means bars are price-gouging us millennials to survive. We reminisced about our glory days of stealing liquor and cheap fast food runs. Now we just get severe heartburn from eating a bowl of cereal. Getting old is an absolute blast.