Weed

Who was the first person to ever smoke weed? Some caveman? A bored farmer? A goat that ate the wrong plant and a guy took notes? We don't know, and we didn't look it up. This week we hunt for patient zero of getting high with the confidence of two men who have absolutely no business answering the question.

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