Retrogrades, soggy shoes, and karmic cleanup needed in Aisle 2 I Cosmic Weather Forecast

The universal energy this week? An apt reminder that no matter how old we get we all need an emotional floatie from time to time.

Neptune's splashing about, causing emotional flooding and taking advantage of retrograde status to make you second-guess yourself. And it looks like he's found a partner in crime with Mercury, still rolling in retrograde. Think: That info hurt my feelings. Oh, wait. It wasn't true? Then how come my feelings still hurt?

That's the week this week. Try to remain calm. If that's not possible, go for impervious. As a last resort, opt for something waterproof. At least that may save you from feeling waterlogged — in your brain.

That's Neptune's game. Don't let him win.

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