Mars conjuncts Uranus this weekend for the first time in two years, and the whole cosmos is feeling it. We break down why Friday through Monday is basically one long bowling game (you're the pin), what each element needs to survive it, and why Mercury retrograde in Cancer is about to make Monday's cleanup a little messier than usual.

No woo. All wit and signal. Bring ice.

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