The Paranormies Explicit
by Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Jack, and Grognak
Your favorite show! Spoop, conspiracy, esoterica, the occult, and more!
Podcast episodes
Tartarian Airships: The Final Solution to the ZQ
Dogbot is off on a Paranormies On Location Adventure TM, checking out the Georgia Guidestones. In the meantime, Johnny, Reinhardt, and Jack are joined once again by Alt Skull, this time for a discussion on an (allegedly) dangerous and outdated mode of transportation: the dirigible and the zeppelin; aka the airship. Were they modern inventions of the late 1800's or were they a holdover from the Tartarian Empire? Were they practically useless, barely controllable bags of air, or were they technologically advanced, universally utilized, and thoroughly capable methods of transporting both people and goods to and from literally anywhere? Were they taken from us because they could expose the true nature of the Earth? Was the Hindenburg incident a false flag staged by the controllers of this reality intended to destroy the airship industry and usher in the age of petroleum? Get /kampfy/ and let's go for a ride in a Tartarian Airship!With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhard, Alt Skull, and JackMusic Break: Burial Waters, by TorchbearerCreepypasta: I Hate It When My Brother Charlie Has to Go Away, read by Reinhardt Von Krie
Season 6
Twerking Inna Red Zone, Inaugurated Onna Green
A new day has begun, a new administration has been inaugurated…or has it? Green screens, razor wire, face swaps, and glitchy puppets: this already seems fake and gay to us. Was this real, was it prerecorded, was it streamed 11 hours early in Spain? How many 'Day One" executive orders did Joe Biden sign? A lot less than tribesmen and rappers pardoned by Trump, that's for sure. From espionage to money laundering, if you're a felon who doesn't celebrate Christmas, Trump had a pardon for you. After all the inauguration nonsense, the goys find out that Covid is indeed, as they had always suspected, fake and also gay. Get /comfy/ and enjoy preseason content please.With: Johnny Monoxide, Bradshaw Wilson, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Cause 4 Concern, by Time StopperCreepypasta: Slideshow, read by Bradshaw WilsonJohnny's Twitter: Got shoah'd, press F
The Great Reset & More With Jonathan McCormack
The guys start off Season 6 with a guest: Jonathan McCormack, writer, artist, conspiracy theory enthusiast, and a huge fan of spoop in general. He has written about angels, aliens, and demons, nephilim, djinn, and other extra "something" entities, psychic and supernatural connections of humans to the universe, and most recently, The Great Reset and Klaus Schwab. How does nanotechnology play into their transhumanist agenda and who exactly is behind it? How does technology replace religion? How virtual do these people want to take society, and how much wealth is in unhealthy tech? Get /comfy/ and get ready for a new season of spoop!With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Guest: Jonathan McCormack, check him out here: Blog: jonathanmccormack.medium.com Artwork: jonathanmccormack.comMusic Break: Hello/At the Maw of the Black Mountain, by Storm KingCreepypasta: Dancing Down An Indian Hallway In Darkness, read by Bradshaw Wilson
Klaus, Swab Uranus With Pigs, In Space (Press) [X]
Space-X fails but the gibs never stop Link to crash vid: https://twitter.com/aeopch/status/1356702224957792261/video/1 Pluto demoted one more time. Space travel, like sprinkles, is for winners (and apparently, cancer patients) Multiple Masks Mandatory? You can shove that Covid up your ass…literally SNL has never been funny. Well, maybe. JEWISH SPACE LASERS GameStonk and the F&G 6,000,000 MMDNW Transpresident predictive programmingWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack Music Break: Busted, by Future CutCreepypasta: Hell, read by Jack Hoffmen
Backpage.Spoop.com & The Bill of Birthrights:
Season 6 continues with more possible fake and gay habbenings, silver shorts and stonk memes did not crash the market, alphabet orgs do ackshual terrorism on ackshual Americans. In the second half and a half, the goys get into the "modern-day Indiana Jones" Timothy Alberino's book, Birthright. Almost 10 years in the making, Alberino covers a very interesting biblical narrative covering the creation of mankind, their connection to angels, and how they have squandered their God-given birthright. Are aliens demons? Is the Big Bang Theory a narrative that can coexist within the biblical narrative? Do aliens pilot "craft"? How do the Nephilim breeding programs and transhumanism fit in here? Lots of otherworldly content to consoom, get /comfy/ fam. If it's the weekend, it's the Paranormies!With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Posthuman, by JK FleshCreepypasta: My Daughter Learned To