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Napoleon vs. the Rabbits: The Wrong Hunt, Tame Crowds, and the-office360.com
Episode 21 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A very funny hour.
July 1807. Treaties of Tilsit. Napoleon wants a hunt. Chief of staff Alexandre Berthier stocks a field, fast, with domestic rabbits — farm animals who hear a boot and think lunch. Cages open. They do not run. They charge. General Thiébault wrote that they turned the Emperor’s flank, piled up between his legs, and forced the conqueror of conquerors to retreat. Historian David Chandler says the horde split into two wings and poured toward the imperial coach. Some jumped in. The man who stood at Austerlitz lost a field to lettuce logistics.
People still argue hundreds versus thousands. Nobody argues the punch line. Wild game runs from a gun. Tame followers hop toward whoever shakes the bag. A feed is not a hunt. A clip is not a storefront.
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