I booked a mystery trip (hint: it’s not Florida) and had a bug fly into my mouth mid-convo—classic me. From Sabrina Carpenter’s birthday backlash to Zendaya’s secret wedding plans and Paris Hilton buying fans cars, we’re deep-diving into this week’s pop chaos. Plus, my embarrassing travel fails, fav Instagram girlies, and how ChatGPT low-key saved my life lately.