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The Injury Report

The Injury Report

by Maria Bluck

Season 1

Ep 26 - One Year Chaos Episode (with IR All-Stars!)

Happy one year of Injury Report! To celebrate, we invited some all-stars to return and record a drunk ep with us. The audio? Barely listenable. The injuries? Plentiful. We talk sprained ankles, suspicious skin spots, sore jet ski muscles, a shaving cut, and so, so many emotional injuries. Thank you to Jake, Mary Noah, Naomi, Jonathan, and Anthony for hanging!! And as always, shout out Rey Tang for our theme song.

Ep 25 - The Middle of the Night, 7:30pm (Tom Cannan)

Emilia and Maria are joined by delightful and talented Chicago performer Tom Cannan!! Injuries include allergies, being tanked all weekend, and a broken wrist from flipping a bike. We're also talkin the plural form of "stadium"—and it's NOT what you think. Thanks to Rey Tang for our theme song!

Ep 24 - I'm Takin Pictures of Bugs (Mary Noah)

Emilia and Maria are joined by COMEDIC TREASURE, Chicago's own Mary Noah!! And get this: Mary Noah brought paws-itive injuries. Physical injuries include a puppy-induced bloody nose, a dog tooth to the cheek, a surprise sunburn, bike ride soreness, and most importantly, getting decked by two older ladies. It doesn't get better than this, folks. Thanks to Mary Noah for joining us and thanks to Rey Tang for our theme song.

Ep 23 - I Was Underneath the Devil's Eye (Steph Barnes)

Emilia and Maria are joined by very funny, very talented performer Steph Barnes! Injuries include spider bites, sunburns, and a case of the audition rejection blues. Plus, as always, we complain about the American healthcare system. Cheers, Steph!!

Ep 22 - Warning: Children of Men Spoilers

Emilia and Maria have NO GUEST this time. Wow. Can you believe it. Injuries include some neck pain, a foot splinter, and lots of emotional hurts. We also discuss SPORTS and CHILDREN OF MEN, starring CLIVE OWEN. Okay bye love you

Ep 21 - It's Blair Witch Rules (Deanna DeMay, Justin Oliver Lance)

Emilia and Maria are joined by the royalty of Cornservatory, Deanna DeMay and Justin Oliver Lance! Physical injuries galore: a series of concussions, a dislocated knee, and a bruised ribcage. Plus, our first ever story of one of us ~causing~ an injury instead of sustaining one. THANKS DEANNA AND JUSTIN! And Rey Tang for our theme song. If you have a gun, I must be a healthcare representative.

Ep 20 - Beautiful Things Happen on the Bus, Terrible Things Happen on the Bus (Zalia Maya)

Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious Chicago performer and giggly girl Zalia Maya!! Injuries include a cooking burn, an ankle sprain, and an eyelid incident. Plus, Zalia recalls extremely specific videos from school that nobody else remembers... but did she just hallucinate them? Listen to find out... Thank you to Rey Tang for our theme song!

Ep 19 - Thank You High Five (Maura Murphy-Barrosse)

Emilia and Maria are joined by Emilia's BIG SISTER: the very funny Maura Murphy-Barrosse! Physical injuries include an ankle sprain, bone spurs, ill-fitting shoes, and a dog tooth to the face. That's right, a dog tooth to the face. Plus, the elusiveness of the perfect pair of sunnies. You win some you lose some. Special thanks, as always, to Rey Tang for our beloved theme song.

Ep 18 - Your Cabin Air Filter Has Weird Vibes (Adam O'Dell)

Emilia and Maria are joined by composer, comedian, and music director Adam O'Dell! Physical injuries include finger scrapes and smashes—a pianist's nightmare! Plus, we learn about the cortical homunculus. Also, Adam does some nerdy stuff with our bleep sound. Come back soon, Adam! And a big thank you to Rey Tang for our new theme song!!

Ep 17 - Tattoo of a Bumblebee FF (Jonathan Castillo)

Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious performer Jonathan Castillo! Physical injuries include fainting, hallucinating, and vaping to the point of injury. Emotional injuries are also somehow physical: tripping and accidentally hitting oneself in the face. Plus, Emilia reveals a secret collection. We <3 Jonathan!!! And a huge THANK YOU to Rey Tang for the new theme song :)

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