Emilia and Maria are joined by the royalty of Cornservatory, Deanna DeMay and Justin Oliver Lance! Physical injuries galore: a series of concussions, a dislocated knee, and a bruised ribcage. Plus, our first ever story of one of us ~causing~ an injury instead of sustaining one. THANKS DEANNA AND JUSTIN! And Rey Tang for our theme song.

If you have a gun, I must be a healthcare representative.