The Game Library
Shadow the Hedgehog Would Have Been Funnier
Absolutely Wonderful Little Freaks
I'm JarJar Now
6 Mad Men Long
Geoff's BideoGrame Extavaganza
E4-YookaRabies
E3- You've Wasted 150 Hours of Your Life
E2-Digital Monuments to Fun
by Chad Hirsch and Kyle Bouffler
You stand at the microphone sweating. It's your first open mike and you're nervous as the crowd looks on. Before you can start your first joke I yell from the crowd "Shadow the Hedgehog would have been funnier". You try to mumble something about Sonic but its too late. The crowd has turned on you and they all chant "Shadow the Hedgehog would have been funnier". Things discussed: Rhythm Heaven Groove Undertale Shadow of the Colossus Ghost of Yotei Sad News in Games (Playstation says no more disc/end of PS3/Vita stores and Xbox Layoffs) Peak Just a bit of Danganronpa
These little freaks are such a delight. Not sure exactly if they're aliens or some kind of beast, but man they can run quick and know how to run a cool gambling den. That one over there looks like they have a little mustache and that other one can run like a cat. I just can't get enough of these wonderful little freaks and their circle of life. Games Discussed: Dispatch James Bond Danganronpa Super Mario RPG Bobo Bay
Who knew that the cold hands of fate could act so quickly? In one brush of a button I've gone from Qui-Gon Jinn the coolest guy in the galaxy, to JarJar Binks the foolest Gungan in the galaxy. What will my family and friends think now that I'm an annoying comedic relief character? At least I know I'll be George Lucas' favoritest boy. Things Discussed: Rhythm Heaven Fever Demo Dispatch Mario Galaxy 2 (on switch) Yooka-Replaylee Saros Lego Starwars: The Skywalker Saga Talking about second screen shows
How long is your favorite game or show in comparison to the runtime of the AMC original series Mad Men? That's the only way I measure time now so gonna need an answer fast. Did you know One Piece is about 6 Mad Men long, while Persona 4 Golden is anywhere between 1 and 1 1/2 Mad Men long? The real question though is how many Mad Men long is my life? Things Discussed: June Nintendo Direct
Geoff ate all the bad games so there's only good games this year. Heap praise upon he, because it is by Geoff's benevolent gaze and all-consuming maw that we are allowed to view this years tidings. He also gets all the coolest Resident Evil videos woah. Things Discussed: Playstation State of Play Summer Games Fest Xbox Showcase
Why is that chameleon rolling around like that? Oh my god is that a bat attached to its back? It just stomped straight on my friends head while snarling like he was a grombus. I don't know how we as a world recover from a rabid lizard but may Banjo have mercy on our souls. Games discussed: Yooka-Replaylee Saros Battletech Octopath Traveler 2 Small amount of rambling about the Nier franchise Ghost of Yotei
Yah hitting the button is nice. And yah, the lizard will be cool. But while you've been hitting the button to get the cool lizard, you've lost 150 hours of your life. How far into this pit are you willing to go? How many suns are you willing to watch die? Games Discussed: Saros and a little bit of Deathloop Ghost of Yotei The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 3
Oh you still call them video games? If you really liked them you’d refer to them as Digital Monuments to Fun. If you really, really want to show you like them you would buy our “Digital Monuments to Fun” shirt. It’s in acid yellow and the font gets SUPER cramped at the end. Pragmata (Spoilers from 7:33-21:25) Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army Disco Elysium Esoteric Ebb Uncharted Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 2
Browt stands before you on all 70 legs, their infinite eyes rolling untethered about their frame. Yes it's evolved but to what end? It no longer knows the bounds of humanity, and instead reaches to conquer the heavens. It's also a grass/fighting type. Topics discussed: How Kyle and Chad got into videogames Pokemon Stadium Mini Games Pragmata Silent Hill F Disco Elysium Final Fantasy 10 Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red