Thaestra - The Incursion War

Thaestra - The Incursion War

by GrumpyGeek
Season 1

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #018 - If the Claws Fit, You're In Deep Shit

Explicit
Wherein Garst's delusional paranoia comes to a head (with a helpful shove from Volzzat), potentially exposing everyone in the party to severe consequences of the "Military Justice" variety. (And making enemies of just about all of us.) EDITOR'S NOTE: This is published out of order for the benefit of players looking to remind themselves of the events that took place herein.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #019 - Licking the Stump

Explicit
Wherein our fractured troop does a whole lot of nothing, mostly because we're down two players. There's arguing, some combat, and it is established as canon that you cannot smell a lack of smell.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #020 - Where'd It Get the Relish?!

Explicit
Wherein a problematic new life is created, some weird new demons are destroyed, and we learn that demons are immune to pocket cinnamon.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #021 - Precious Baby, Slayer of the Moon Beast

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Wherein Garst's investigation is further delayed by pesky demons, terrifying monstrosities are dispatched with ease, and we learn more about Vartha's personal biases.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #022 - Determined to Finger Someone

Explicit
Wherein the shit hits the fan, new shit comes to light, old wounds are reopened, and the divide between characters (and players) grows deeper!

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #023 - I am a Poor Canadian Boi

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Wherein our heroes meet a new friend, say good-bye to an old friend, tug on each others' belts while grunting, bicker like an old married couple, and engage in retail therapy.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #024 - Racist Kermit Screams

Explicit
Wherein food is ordered and feelings are shared, Saika exercises her right to bear arms, and Vartha goes full muppet. Oh, and Garst pushes our DM to the breaking point.

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #025 - They're Stealing Dragon Daddy!

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Wherein our DM sighs and shakes his head, and then reluctantly says "fine," and then we still go to extreme lengths to foil his best-laid plans. (In other words... Just another Wednesday.)

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #026 - The Plateau of Peace™

Explicit
Wherein our fractured band of warriors helps heal the divisions between two cultures. Also, Saika puts on her therapist hat and delves deep into Garst's psyche, while Volzzat and Yoges bond over the elicit release of yet another prisoner (this is starting to become a habit for Volzzat).

Thaestra - The Incursion War - #027 - We're the Main Crew (Canon!)

Explicit
Wherein Dragon Daddy returns for a one-night-only engagement, we split the party, and we burn the DMs plans to the ground.
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