Episode 147 - Interview with the Vampire

Explicit

This week we cover a gothic fantasy romance in which two totally hetero friends co-parent their cherubic daughter, who can never age. But we suppose there’s no point to being catty about this, like the movie is, so we’ll just come out and say that those two friends are clearly gay vampires in a loving, yet tumultuous relationship. Oh, and their daughter is totally a child vampire that went insane somewhere along the way. Also, there’s nothing wrong with coding the only gay characters as vampires right? Right? (Oh, shit. Maybe there is something wrong there after all.)

(intro skit sounds obtained from Zapsplat.com, Intro skit music: “Tone Deaf” by Gigakoops, obtained from the Free Music Archive)