The Satirists do their darndest to pick apart the muddled messages of the religious fantasy film Legion. They ask all the important questions like: Why are all the angels and religious figures White?; Why does the God of this movie hate humans so much?; And what is going to become of the sweet, innocent, country lad Jeep? (We all know who that is from the Christian stories, right? Yeah, of course - the violent protector of baby Jesus - Jeep.) The Satirists also make sure we will get to see adequate representation from the denizens of Hell in their rewrite of this angelic cinematic flop.