In Episode 15 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, Hilary and Simone serve up the ultimate millennial fever dream. We’re talking gator wine—because why not?—and the underrated athleticism of plus-size park hoppers (respect the grind, Disney adults). Auntie Anne’s pretzels? Still undefeated and a core memory for all of us carb lovers.

We take a detour into The Fifth Element because it’s campy perfection and deserves eternal praise. Then, things get weird as we unpack the concept of remembering your own birth. Is it deep? Is it disturbing? Who knows, but we’re definitely spiraling.

And what’s a podcast without a snack break? We bravely pair Cheetos with pickles and ranch to see if it’s genius or a crime against humanity. While snacking, we casually discuss the looming specter of death—because if existential dread isn’t part of the mille ...