Join Simone and Hilary as they pour a generous chalice of altar wine and dive headfirst into the chaos. Is it the underrated drink of champions or just grape juice with ambition? They have thoughts.

Simone spills on her jaw surgery journey, from the horrifying pre-op to the smoothie-only diet that nearly broke her spirit. And while they’re on survival strategies, they explore the very rational idea of having an extraction team on standby. It’s giving James Bond, but with more complaining.

Hilary’s dream of going Special Ops gets unpacked. Can a chic womenswear designer moonlight as a covert operative? They discuss the logistics, laugh a little too hard, and honestly, kind of believe in her.

Next up, Dear Abby gets the modern treatment as they sift through advice gems and realize that most problems can be boiled down to, “don’t f ...