Does Alice rejuvenate her vagina? How has Dana never heard of a sous chef? Are we sure Bette and Tina actually got Marcus Allenwood's sperm into the right place? Will Jenny cry? OF COURSE. Pour some strawberry wine, get under your weighted blanket, and listen to us discuss mythical flamboyant lesbians, non-supportive bras, and our positions on The Chart.

Strap in and strap on!