Are the only two options in LA to go dancing or go to an art show? Do you feel beautiful when you walk into a bar? Does anyone care how Alice's guests take their coffee? Did Bette and Tina co-murder Jenny and ultimately revive her? What is a soft dom? Grab a slice of challah bread, your grandpa shoes, and cast your votes for Tits Up or Puss Down, and whether the girls even know the difference.