In That Room

In That Room

AI
Stake and Rope by Goat Security
E4
May 8, 2026
12:01

Episode notes

IBM updated its Db2 Genius Hub on May 5th with new support for Google Vertex AI and Intel Gaudi, on top of existing integrations with Amazon Bedrock and watsonx, plus a newly added Microsoft Azure AI Foundry. The pitch is what IBM calls "Level 3 automation" — AI agents that can propose and execute database operations on a DBA's behalf, with user approval. 43% of Db2 customers are banks. The Register covered it.

The pitch comes with a quote from Sanjeev Mohan, a former Gartner analyst now working as an independent advisor, given directly to IBM: DBAs should be "upskilled," sitting in rooms with "business decision makers," while Genius Hub handles the "nitty gritty, nuanced, heavy lifting of the database."

The DBA, in his first appearance on the panel, takes the analyst quote apart sentence by sentence. The Legacy Sysadmin places the IBM pitch in a thirty-year arc of identical pitches aimed at mainframe operators, L1 sysadmins, and L1 SREs in their respective decades. The Startup Founder defends the framing on the grounds that AI handling routine work elevates senior practitioners — and is asked to name a single DBA he's worked with who became a CDO. The Goat Farmer's Counsel interjects from the back pasture with reasons.

The episode is about the recurring industry move of selling automation to a profession by promising to elevate it, and the predictable gap between the pitch and the outcome.

Source article:

"IBM asks DBAs to trust AI to act on their behalf" By Lindsay Clark at The Register, May 5, 2026. https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/05/ibm_db2_automation_google_intel/

The panel: The DBA, The Legacy Sysadmin, The Startup Founder, The Goat Farmer's Counsel.

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