Folktales: Lizard People, War Code & the B**ch Bean 

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THIS WEEKS FOLKTALES ARE SO GOOD!

We promise you that. So put that in your nail and nail it. Or however the saying goes.

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Story 1: The Origin of Magellan Clouds

Here’s the story of the most passive aggressive village chief ever, and the journey to his snapping point. Spoiler alert, it’s lizard people. So.

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Story 2: The Clever Weaver

The classic tale of you almost had an easy day at work. But then a cryptic ambassador comes in and you have to summon your war chicken. Annoying.

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Story 3: The Straw, the Coal, and the Bean

the three best friends that anyone could have ….until they f-ing weren’t.

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