We swear, we're only playing it for the articles. This week we're trying to better understand the long-running, sexually-charged video game series Leisure Suit Larry by way of its 2018 reboot! And... yikes, it appears we may have misplaced the rest of this show description. No worries though, you can easily make yourselves a substitute. Just toss a dart at the packaging there, that'll get it marked down in price. Now slip out the cucumber and use the lube on that, so you've got a nice and slippery makeshift handle for the plunger. With that in hand, you can pump the Szechuan sauce out of that- wait, we... might've mixed some of this up. Okay, but we CAN say for certain that you're gonna need to lure a rat inside that condom somehow.

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