Episode notes
- Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
- Buff Hutts, discussed
- What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
- Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
- Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
- Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
- Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
- Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
- Tobacco companies: call us
- Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
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