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Second Gear Shenanigans

Second Gear Shenanigans

by JX Coalman

Comedy Automotive

E15 - Bedsheety Car Mods Pt. 3: The Great Apostasy

On today's episode of Second Gear Shenanigans, we return to our beloved establishment known as r/SheetyCarMods. I write "Sheety" in the episode description knowing full well I'm saying the actual word in the episode. Our hearts are broken to find that the bringers of terrible car mods have become apathetic to the sheetiness of cars. Those once strong soldiers of the faith have lost their way and fallen to the level of stock Honda Civics with slightly funny-looking spoilers. This is a dark day for the loyal core council of sheety car mod enjoyers. This is what the Apocrypha warned us of

E14 - Best of Second Gear Shenanigans (so far)

Memorial gold dredges! Prayer huts of unspecified religions! Mildly sexist bumper stickers! Bowling ball cars! Ladies and gentlemen, we've got it all in this 2GS highlight reel. Come on down to [insert distribution service here] Lane for an hour of unrelieved ridicule and retardation with which to escape the crushing torture of everyday existence. Only 2 cents a month, apparently

E13 - The Classiest of High-Class Classics (modern sophistication)

Good day, my good sir. At this time we shall commence a special episode of Second Gear Shenanigans known as "Modern Classics." As one may gather, my good man, in this most distinguished of episodes we shall cover only the classiest of cars and - oh dear, it would seem as though we've encountered a riot-control combine harvester. I say, what a shocking turn of events. Oh good heavens, a goth girl car? Oh, how disgraceful - uh, cut to ad break! CUT TO AD BREAK!

E12 - Cannons 'n' Chokers

Today's episode, loyal listeners, is a discussion of the many ways to die: discharging homemade cannons with a pound of black powder and gravel, being choked to death when a chubby little Asian kid clips a carabiner onto your choker in church, being hunted down with a shotgun by your churchgoing mother when she finds out you occasionally say no no words on your podcast, childbirth, and having a brain aneurism listening to Ian's constant nose wheezing into the mic.

E11 - "LCD Isn't That Good For You"

On today's episode, the famed English words enthusiast JX Coalman explains why LCDs, the liquid crystal displays that form a key component of electronic screens, are not healthy for the human body when ingested. Or maybe he meant to say LSD, the psychedelic drug rampant in the 1970s that also is not the ideal thing to go inside your body. Ian, how could you be so careless as to let JX make that mistake. It's all your fault, obviously.

E10 - Deprivation Revelation

They say a person's true nature is revealed in trials and hardship. As John goes through the trial and hardship of the day after pulling an all-nighter, which fixed his sleep schedule for exactly one day, he makes many interesting decisions - telling stories in the intro, secretly recording strange pre-podcast conversations with his co-host, leaving Ian to host the podcast alone while he visits the golden arches, and at the end of the day, concocting the edgiest episode of Second Gear Shenanigans yet on the occasion of the milestone 10th episode. If we're going to get canceled, now is a very poetic time for it to happen.

E9 - How To Kill A Ditz

Welcome back to John and Ian's Brainrot Buffet! This week, we have a lot of wacky vehicles, laughter, ridicule of the listings and each other, and as the title shows, definitely no discussion topics that will get us put on an FBI watchlist. And always remember, kids, it's not sexist if it's true.

E8 - r/IntoxicatedInstagram

Razzle dazzle, friends! It's me, the Razz Dazzler! This is what my life has become! If you got that reference, you're an OG. On today's episode, the razz dazzling usually done by Ian is taken over by John, who has discovered some gems in the midst of his rotting on Instagram. I'm not high I promise

E7 - Soon May The Seller Man Come

Welcome back to Second Gear Shenanigans, loyal followers. Once again, I am right on time dropping this episode! Do not question, do not deconstruct, simply accept and listen to John and Ian make fools of themselves on this 2GS summer special featuring antique boats and wheeled snow machines.

E6 - Happy 5,000th Birthday to the Great State of Murica

Happy 4th of July!!! This episode neither drops nor was recorded on the 4th. It's the same month/year, so we're all good. But in all seriousness, happy 250th birthday, USA. We love and support our country, military, police force and first responders. It's the government we hate. Do better. Here's to another 250 years!

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