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Don't Bring a Flashlight to a Machete Fight (IT 1990)

Scarier Things Club by Shannan Fortner, Beth Selph, and Mark Selph
S1 · E1
Jul 16, 2026
01:10:08

Episode notes

Welcome to the premiere episode of The Scarier Things Club! Join your hosts Shannan, Beth, and Mark as they grab some home-brewed Pennywise Lattes and dive into the nostalgia of the 1990 Stephen King's IT miniseries. We chat about the creepy circus music, talk about Tim Curry and a young Seth Green, and debate if those retro 90s special effects still hold up today.

Along the way, we track the history of creepy clowns and unpack our own terrible survival instincts—including Beth mistaking her own water bottle for a ghost at the haunted Crescent Hotel, and the real reason you don't bring a flashlight to a machete fight. Grab a coffee and join the club!

00:00:00 – Welcome to the Club: Sips, Snaps, and Pennywise Lattes

00:08:30 – The Psychology of the Creep: From Court Jesters to the 2016 Clown Craze

00:11:30 – Terrible Survival Instincts: Machetes & Crescent Hotel Ghosts

00:17:24 – The Rundown: A Quick Synopsis of Stephen King’s IT (1990)

00:19:30 – The Main Feature: Does the 1990 Miniseries Still Float?

00:39:51 – The Dumbest Decision Award: Roasting the Worst Character Choices

00:51:23 – The Rules of Engagement: How to Survive Tim Curry's Pennywise

00:55:20 – The Ultimate Question: Would the Hosts Actually Survive Derry?

00:58:42 – Smash or Pass: Would We Risk It All for Pennywise?

01:04:55 – The Final Verdict: Does This Movie Officially Join the Club?

01:07:05 – Spin the Wheel: Revealing Our Next Nightmare

Keywords

The Scarier Things Club
horror podcast
horror movie review
retro horror
90s horror
Stephen King IT 1990
clown phobia
Crescent Hotel ghosts