Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast
Season 1
by Samuel Karie
In this episode we dive deep and discuss the inner mechanisms of Jughead's attempted murder, what Hermosa is even doing here, how we would pee if we were stuck in a coffin, cringe-worthy musical moments, and how dinosaurs say "I love you."
In this triple-stacked, monster-mashed, New Years Eve episode we discuss Jughead's "death", introduce our new very expensive sound machine, the mystery of what state Riverdale is in, Hiram's mystery disease, and a fun game of "Wrong Answers Only!"
In this special quarantine edition, we Zoom chat over Riverdale Season 4 episodes 11 and 12! We discuss better names than the Brown Hood, ranking sandwich restaurants, looking up pictures of Caillou, the dumb uncle, and finish it off with a game of "Who Would Look Good with Bangs?"
In this episode, Elaine, Sam, and Keyona talk about the B-side of season 4, involving a cheerleading routine with a sports game in the background, Jason's big season 5 storyline, and cleansing the dark side of yourself by squirting hand sanitizer directly into your mouth.
Just in time for Thanksgiving, we're serving you a big plate of content involving bunny masks, smashing bottles. recreating musical themes, speculating Jason's personality, and a super fun game involving predictive text!
In this episode, Keyona, Sam, and Elaine discuss Jughead's real name, a weird fascination with a creepy cousin, the iconic new character Mr. Turtle, and Disney Channel crossover episodes.
It's spooky season! Elaine, Sam, and Keyona talk about Riverdale's Halloween episode, Veronica possibly committing murder, Archie's superhero storyline, being gay in the woods, and more! Wait, is this just another Riverdale podcast? No bitch, it's your sister.
Shirtless car washes, pizza deliveries gone wrong, corpse-dwelling rats, Faberge eggs, and ROCKETS?! This episode has too much of everything. Sam, Keyona, and Elaine unpack this iconic episode.
Sam, Keyona, and Elaine discuss episodes 1 and 2 of Season 4.
It's been so long since our last episode, in preparation for the newest season we decided to do a little catch up/predict how we think this season will go. From kissing gay guys to hairspraying beehives, this season is sure to be full of surprises!