PortoRPG

by Adam Souza

Season 1

Ep 20. - A Very Remedial Prequel

A special episode, taking place before the gang enters the cave, sees our fair players guiding the previous group to have been seen entering the cave known for its ice trolls. This episodes contains profanity, fantasy violence, and general chaos.

Ep 19. - Gods, Ghosts, and Garments

Making their way to the temple of the God of the Dead, the crew learns more about the religion, someone recognizes Holly-Brooke, Eustace hears an unexpected name, and Ayhaz goes to town on some dead guy's shoes. Later, the gang makes plans to go to the ice cave where adventurers had gone missing and rumors of ice trolls are. This episodes contains profanity, sacrilege, discussion of death, and general chaos. NOTE: Audio recording of this episode had multiple issues, and the audio will end abruptly, only to begin again, continued from about 5 minutes after Part 1 ends. Missing 5 Minutes: The gang, minus Eustace, get run out of the church due to Ayhaz's issue with shoes, and Eustace makes a donation to the church while in some kind of catatonic state, which he awakens from at the start of the recording.

Ep 18. - Comin' out of my casket, and I've been doin' just fine

The gang investigates the cultists, and travel to a nearby tavern for a different perspective. Holly-Brooke leads them on an ill-fated trip into an ice-storm, only to wake up where they wanted to be anyways. This episodes contains profanity, discussion of nudity, discussion of death, freezing, and general chaos.

Ep. 17 - We built this Golem on Rock and Roll

A cryptic yet prophetic & revealing dream gives Holly-Brooke insight into her situationship with the Blue Flame; and the name of a fallen god, Elyrion the Radiant Weaver. Then, as the gang continues into the cold of the South Pole, how will they prepare for their interaction with the cultists? This episodes contains profanity, discussion of nudity, and general chaos.

Ep. 16 - The Coalition of Independent Adventurers (C.I.A.)

After seemingly confirming the existence of a grand conspiracy within the government and adventuring industry, the gang is sent to the Southern border, shared with the Iceshroud Dominion to stop an impending army of Golems; although they doubt the intentions are true. This episodes contains profanity, conspiracy, and general chaos.

Ep. 15 - A Walk in the Park

Newly returned to Astoria Prime, the gang goes on a quest to save a lost kitten and absolutely nothing goes wrong. Then they storm the Mar-A-Lago. This episode contains profanity, conspiracies, and general chaos.

Ep. 14 - Return to the Skyward Serenity

Having left Petiteville, the gang returns to the site of the crashed airship to further investigate what happened, and they meet an "old friend" This episode contains profanity, conspiracy, and mentions of the dead.

Ep. 13 - Happy Pride

The gang finishes up at the ancient guild hall, but find more questions than answers. How long will they remain in the Unaffiliated Lands, so far from everyone? This episode contains profanity, general chaos, violence against animals, gay stereotypes, and buff Mufasa in jeans.

Ep. 12 - There is life outside your apartment (or Castle)

As the gang leaves the castle, where will they go next? And will they survive? This episode contains profanity, violence against animals, discussions of death, and general chaos.

Ep. 11 - There is Life Outside Your Apartment

As the gang explores the castle, will they find and confront its owner? Who owns this mysterious castle, and why is everyone dead? This episode contains profanity, references to alcohol use, eating disorders, and general chaos.

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