Weird stories this episode include one on New Jersey lawmakers explicitly defining everything in their Assembly bill 5480 which would ban any type of sexual activity in a government building ...there's also the woman in Maryland accused of leaving every piece of 'please find me' evidence possible at her alleged crime scene for cops to track her down...and there's the guy who fell in love with somebody else's rubber duckie after trespassing on somebody else's property to find his love...and then there was the Australian athlete who literally $#!+ all over the competition while winning a recent HYROX competition in Beijing. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.