Accused dumb criminals in this cast all seemed to be drunk or high...starting with a man in Indiana who cops say stole a beer semi- truck and led cops on a high -speed chase in it, and police say he was drunk...as did sheriff's deputies in Florida, while describing the man who's accused driving his car through a security gate at Daytona Beach Intl Airport, where they say he tried in vain to steal an airplane... not to be outdone by the guy in Washington State on his 98th arrest, who cops say had a bong custom built into his truck's dashboard. Plus ...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.