Weird stories in this episode include an update on the walrus penis bone stolen from a bar in Camden NJ... also on a woman in western Kentucky who's accused of committing a dumb crime while dealing with law enforcement...while a guy in western Kentucky is accused of committing a dumb crime while dealing with a dead deer...and a new strip club is opening on British Columbia's Vancouver island right next door to where future dancers are being taught... and a British police sergeant was fired for not being as slick as she thought she was. Plus... parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.