Weird stories this time include one on a guy around Albany NY who had cops chasing a dog by putting his ankle monitor on the pooch, while he skipped a pre-sentencing hearing...also one on a Florida guy who was wearing jeans that were so big, he was able to stuff a brisket, a cowboy steak and a bottle of wine down his legs...and one on how police in Kazakhstan apparently dislike the movie Borat's portrayal of their country so much, they arrested three Belgian guys dressed like Borat at a Champions League soccer match and held them in jail for five days. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.