Bizarre news in this episode include an upstate New York man who woke up on his couch to find a car resting on his head, after a guy crashed a car through his house... and a Florida woman has been accused of fighting cops inside a massage parlor, where she's also accused of dropping pants and pooping in officers' direction while they tried to arrest her... and a 72 year old Ontario fisherman is accused of fighting another fisherman on a frozen over lake, because cops say he was upset the other guy made a hole in the ice too close to his. Plus...parody ads/ songs and celebrity birthdays.