Weird stories this time include one on the fully naked woman swimming in her neighbor's pond in Louisiana, and cops say she told them she was trying to be a mermaid...and in Kentucky...cops say a man left a hospital and stole his ex-girlfriend's car, while she was inside giving birth to their child...and then there was the expired beef jerky found in a safe that was found off Australia's western shoreline..along with the 50 or sheep that all decided to go into a grocery store for 20mins in a German town. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.