Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

by Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

Season 2

Round 4: Charlie Dixon Believes in the Value of Each and Every One of Us

In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose's newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff's leather glove, and our complicated maternal, romantic, and sexual relationship with Charlie Dixon.

Round 3: Tim English Could Die of Consumption Any Minute Now

In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.

Round 2: Eddie Betts is Unchanged By the Linear Passage of Time

We're back for the 2020 (Corona) season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether or not aerodynamics play a role in the tightness of Hawthorn's shorts, and the risks of high altitude trampolining.

Season 1

Preliminary Final: Darcy Moore Is Doing Everything He Can

In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 stages of grief before ultimately choosing the threat of nuclear war over the prospect of Richmond or GWS winning the flag.

Semi Final: Slow Dancing to Black Eyed Peas with Lachie Neale

In Semi Final Week, the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose's interactions with local footballers, and we uncover the Leon Cameron/Chris Fagan disruption to the space-time continuum.

Qualifying Final: Patrick Dangerfield Just Wishes We Could All Be a Bit More Positive

It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our lives, and how we really feel about Brodie Grundy's instagram content.

Round 23: There's Something About Patrick Cripps

In Round 23, the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go 15 seconds without objectifying a man, and Rose ultimately chooses feminism over Darcy Moore.

Round 22: Bachar Houli is One of Three People Worth Dying For

In Round 22, while Richmond edge out West Coast in one of the best games of the year, we discuss Dusty's fresh ink, compare gruesome injuries of distant acquaintances, and engage in a battle of who can perform the most tone deaf rendition of club songs.

Round 21: Someone Get Brodie Grundy a Hair Tie!

In Round 21, the Magpies make Rose proud against the Dees as we ponder whether the inhabitants of Canberra deserve our respect, find out what hospital Darcy Byrne-Jones was born in, and conduct a trauma recovery workshop around Erin's 2007 grand final experience.

Round 20: Easton Wood Saves You From a Burning Building

In Round 20, the Bulldogs lose to Brisbane, Rose loses her patience with Gillon McLachlan, and Erin loses her battle to convince Rose Twilight still holds up.

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