Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

by Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

Season 5

Round 13: Andrew Phillips is Prime Minister Material

In Round 13, the Bombers and their army of giant red heads defeat the insipid Blues as we talk adult men with freckles, the redemption of Toby Greene, and look forward to the looming spectre of a finals rivalry.

Round 11: Andrew Brayshaw Calls Mum to Break Up the Fight

In Round 11, it's NAR vs WAL. As the Brayshaw brothers fight it out, we touch on incest threesome, wax figurines, why Caleb Serong will be the next Prime Minister, and which Australian animals would have the most success on the footy field.

Round 10: Jye Amiss Just Woke Up

In Round 10, we watch the Walyalup play Geelong, whilst putting our skills to the test of guessing AFL players from their Instagram captions. We also consider the best scoreboard formats in our time, and the best moustaches in the AFL.

Round 8: Making Love to Josh Dunkley By the Fire

In Round 8, we discuss the rights of the Tasmanian devil, find out what happened to the players from the long forgotten TV show 'The Recruit', and read a heart-warming story of a 5 year old that kicked 100 goals in a showdown.

Round 7: Jack Higgins (Dan Butler) has Evil Facial Hair (is Bright Red)

In Round 7, it's Friday night footy in our hoodies and Erin faces her fears as we watch Port vs St Kilda. We discuss our grand plans if one of us was to step in as AFL CEO, and take a deep dive on Essendon's name origins whilst determining which of us would go to war.

Round 6: Jack Macrae Is The Promise Ring Type

In Round 6, the Dogs teach the Dockers a lesson out west, while we discuss the infamous 'Lobster Tears', cast a potential AFL version of Ready Steady Cook, and brainstorm possibilities for future Grand Final entertainment.

Round 5: Harry McKay Is Cursed By The Real Men

It's Gather Round baby. In Round 5, Carlton lose to Crows and prove that Erin curses every player she runs into as the Real Men are treated to some South Australian trivia history.

Round 4: Jarrod Berries and Cream

In Round 4, we're here for the hoo-ha as Collingwood take on Brisbane at the Gabba, and we discuss key characters of the game, dick pics, and how Gill McLachlan and Andrew Demetriou both got flushed away.

Round 3: Fergalicious Greene

In Round 3, Hawthorn play North and we ask some serious questions, such as: Why does JHF get booed? Is Nick Daicos overrated? And most importantly, what contrarian opinions will it take for Rose to get booted off mid-episode?

Round 2: Cameron vs. Crippa: Battle of the Country Bumpks

In Round 2, Geelong and Carlton - featuring two of the great country bumpkins - battle it out in what proves to be an episode full of analysis on international recruits, Patrick Cripps' character authenticity, and some very poor predictions for the rest of the round.

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