Quarter Life Crisis

Quarter Life Crisis

by Handsome Dave and Tan
Season 1
Booze: Benefits, Consequences, and Vigilante Justice (ft. Matt and Diesel)
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We make a tier list of all our favorite types of booze. Long time friends discussing our experiences with each, for better or for worse (mostly for worse). Apparently I'm usually a villain. Rum seems to be responsible for all acts of modern day piracy. Because I'm stupid I accidentally saved the best for last.
Global Domination: Baddies, Booze, and Gambling
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We get to hear from our listeners! You guys are weird. We discuss risk, the game of global domination
State of the Podcast Address
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This is REAL audio garbage. We address the podcast, while I'm on vacation. Respond to the speakpipe, and we'll listen and respond to them. Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/msg/s/414468/1/a9s5ri8wayndzai8
A Little Corn on the Tip (Ft. BMH and Feral Mike)
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I really don't know what this one is. Joined by BMH and Mikey, with the return of Handsome Dave. $5 to anyone who can fully translate what Mikey says
Dude have you seen the Patterson footage? (ft. Trevor)
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Trevor is back by popular demand. We talk about our favorite conspiracy theories (it's mostly bigfoot) over a bottle of soju and a bunch of beers. We do some others too, but it all comes back to bigfoot. I mean have you ever seen the Patterson footage? No way it's a dude in a monkey suit. Trevor for some reason, gives Scarlett Johansson a shoutout.
Sir, a second episode has hit the air
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Handsome Dave declares mission accomplished. We have sold out. The audio quality has improved immensely. Trevor hosts with us today. Veggie tales, the fake moon landing, and a whole bunch of beers. We really toe the line with this one
1 - Sonic Gave Me Thalassophobia
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This podcast sucks, but it'll get better. Sonic gave handsome Dave thalassophobia. Romanians love ether. Analog stuff is cool