Qualified Nonsense
by Qualified NonsenseSeason 3
Welcome to the introduction of cool sunglass Matt! Check out our Youtube Channel to see his new specs! After lavishing him with praise, we talk about pay-it-forward chains at drive-thrus, things that younger generations are rejecting, ways to scam your credit card company, old man complaints about our vision and hearing loss, the comeback of cigarettes, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com All Work and No Bidet Makes Matt a Dull Boy
The boys are all back from traveling and vacationing and we are back to our regular recording setups this week. We open the show talking about our whereabouts, including a lengthy discussion of Matt’s newfound love of bidets. Plus, we into viewing luxury properties under false pretenses, how long is too long to wait for food at a restaurant before ditching, plus we talk about or dinnertimes, Jake’s experience in the restaurant world, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.comThis week, it’s just Jake and Brandon toiling in the content mines while Matt takes some vacation time. We talk about colonoscopies, nagging existential questions, the sun dying, the comfort of feeling small in the vastness of the universe, cruise control, driver’s ed, outdoor hobbies, de-thatchers, male grooming devices, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Podcaster’s Life For Me!
This week’s show opens with some chit-chat about underwear before we shift to how to spend/invest a lottery windfall, how we would spend lottery money, frivolous purchases, and the modern-day appeal of pirates and vikings. Plus, were pirates the pioneers of DEI hiring practices?! All that, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.comThe Computer Wore White New Balance Tennis Shoes
Jake’s shipping up to Boston this week, so we’re partially recording on tour! Because he’s recording from a hotel room, the sound quality is a little different, but the content quality is off the charts! We discuss which stats we’d like to see about our lives, using ChatGPT to express kind sentiments, Boston sights, negativity and groupthink on Reddit, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.comPre-Internet Problems & Other Bad Decisions
This week, we open by discussing inflation and what we could buy for $5 100 years ago. Then, we’re a little punchy from a late evening recording, and things slide off the rails fairly quickly as we look at what life was like pre-internet, followed by the dangers of our modern world. We wrap things up by figuring out which items we would never buy used. Plus, we discuss the handiness of walkie talkies, old toilets, how to pronounce “syrup”, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.comOn this episode, we start with a bang, literally! We then help out some redditors figure out a situation after being the victim of a crime, and proper etiquette when someone breaks wind in front of them. Throughout it all, we give our World Cup predictions, our limited grasp of USSR history and the ‘Rocky’ franchise, the rules of the safety/doorknob game, cleaning between the seats of our cars, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com This week, we celebrate (?) the United States’ 250’s birthday with all America-related questions! We have guest and friend-of-the-pod, Roux, joining us to give us perspective on topics like obvious signs that someone is an American, why Americans are so accepting of long drives, America’s greatest contribution to humanity, Bulgaria, Coca-Cola, Transylvania, ice (frozen water, not the agency), Eurovision, and more! - ‘Bangaranga’ music video Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com Lions, and Gorillas, and Hippos! Oh My!
This week we embrace the aged men that we are and talk about things we no longer pretend to enjoy in our old age, we talk about wine, hiking, being out too late, zoo animals we’d rather encounter in their enclosures, sea creature encounters, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
We’ve got a bit of a format change this week where we start with questions from Reddit to keep things fresh and engaging! We discuss blowing up at friends for not liking TV/movie recommendations, door-to-door salespeople, a lot of ‘Frasier’ talk, things that were ruined because too many people discovered them, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com