In 2019 more than two million people RSVP'd to a joke Facebook event to storm Area 51. This episode sets the alien mythology aside and follows the documented history of Groom Lake, officially Homey Airport. We begin in 1955 with the CIA and Lockheed searching for a place to test the U-2 spy plane, the dry lake bed Kelly Johnson described as smooth as a billiard table, and the Paradise Ranch pitch used to lure engineers to a desert site with no amenities. We then follow the shift to Project Oxcart and the Mach 3 A-12, which required a new 10,000-foot runway, 1.3 million gallons of JP-7 fuel, and a two-mile spiral called The Hook for emergency landings.

From there we explore how the A-12's polished titanium skin generated UFO reports that the Air Force quietly cross-referenced with its own flight logs, the Have Doughnut and Have Drill program ...