What does a girl have to do to get sent to an island around here?? We unpack two stories we’re deeply jealous of: prominent individuals who were sent away from society to heal/build and army. We’re learning all about the exiles of Napoleon (both of them!) and Pre-Reputation Taylor Swift.

One moment you’re placing a glorious crown on your head/Grammy in your hand, the next no one even fucks with you at all. Life is full of these ups and downs.

Plus: Falling for False Spring and spreading awareness for overfishing and bycatch.