You know how getting a little honey on your finger can ruin your whole day? Our stories this week crank that feeling up to 11, as we delve into two TRULY sticky situations: The Boston Molasses Flood and The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist. These syrupy events caused a SYRUP-lus of issues for all involved.

Plus: musings on Love Island, a cultural examination of the communal fitting room, and which dips we’d dig into Pooh Bear-style.