Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

by Clint Nelson

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 1

EP.87. "Should You Use Public Restrooms?"(Sharing Toilet Seats, MPMD (JRE), Writing a Film)

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast. In Episode 87, Clint "Kneeds" a lovely lady, Klay Thompson Returns! Derek from "More Plates More Dates" Makes History on JRE! Joe Budden Podcast is a Cautionary Tale, Robert Griffin III Tell All Book. (19:00) Unpopular Opinion: "Public Restrooms are not that bad"..Should you wait til you get home?.. Cont. Final Rants Include: Women Don't wash their hands while cooking, Men and Women Should share Toilet Seats, Writing a Film. Full Video Link Below: https://youtu.be/KomEoDpc8Es

EP.86. "Funerals & Half Sandwiches(Lunch Specials)...Are SCAMS"..(WHAT AM I PAYING FOR??)

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcast) In Episode 86, Clint rants on trying chapstix for 1st time, Paychecks, being "young, dumb, broke", (5:10)Funeral Service & Cost(Why do we Rush to make them happen?), RANT ALERT:(11:49) "Lunch Specials" are Disrespectful Scams!!!..How the hell is getting HALF A SANDWICH!! Special??, PJ Washington took an L..but now hes "Bounced Back", (21:40)CONT. The Audacity of FUNERAL Services to Rush YOUR SPEECH...The ABSURDITY OF THE PRICES!..WHAT AM I PAYING FOR?..A LIMOUSINE TO DRIVE 8 Miles?? (33:03)Cheesecake Factory "Lunch Portion" Rant, the napkin on our lap tradition in fancy restaurants, how to sneak sugar in your kids diet (42:25) Clint Picks up his "HALF SANDWICH" RANT & Funeral Serivice to Round up the pod.. Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/vkPyWMJZnO8

EP.85. "The Ego of Polygamy" (Polygamy Is Like Drugs...) [John Mayer to Taylor Swift: "Go F..]

In Episode 85, Clint rants on NO Mac & Cheese on Thanksgiving. Politics is like Mowing your neighbors lawn. Being a Home Owner is OVERRATED! Polygamy Vs. Monogamy: Polygamy entails insecurities as well.."Polygamy is like Drugs...shouldn't promote to young kids..but you let people figure it out as they get older". (7:15) Being "open minded" doesn't exclude insecurity...The Attack on Social Norms.(17:15) Clint Rants on his Spanish Teacher back in way yonder..Lets just say, Tutoring Him was not why she got into "Teaching the Youth"..Those damn Pronoun Folders! (27:15) John Mayer told Taylor Swift: "Well, Go Fuck Yourself".."Half of My Heart" controversy with John Mayer...Does Taylor Swift get a pass that Male Artists don't?..(34:55) Full Video Episode Below: https://youtu.be/_MWUUBJc0x4

EP.84. "Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree" [STORYTIME]:The Gay Sauna one..(True Story)

In Episode 84, Clint reveals his Net Worth. Asking for Melted Butter at IHOP. The Deceptive TRUTH on "All You Can Eat". Free Refills Ending. Chrissy Teigen Eyebrow Transplant. "You Really want purpose"? Adopt some kids then. LeBron James & Isiah Stewart exchange Blood. "Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree" is an ATL landmark just like Delta, Coca-Cola, Varsity etc. How to "Slow Dance In A Burning Room"(John Mayer) the right way. STORYTIME: (37:44) ( The time Clint went to a gay sauna..Don't Worry. He Kept his underwear on..Must Listen.(True Story). Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/j7TqT3bYPig

EP.83. "Man In The Box" (WHYYY ME?!), YouTube Removing Dislikes Helps No One!

In Episode 83, Clint Rambles about being a "Man in the Box", The "Why Me?" Complex, YouTube Removing the Dislike Button. Let the Trolling Begin! , Putting your girlfriends ass on thumbnails (ClickBait). Pride of putting in a "honest day" of work. STORYTIME: Clint Rants on a former customer ...Summary. She's a an absolute piece of shit. (Who Let the Dogs Out?) Is a dog licking your balls considered beastiality? It's okay to not make a child happy. Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/weTTffiiVEw

EP.82. "I Handle Packages" (The Nut Job)

In Episode 82, CONGRATULATIONS! Clint Is no longer unemployed!! Clint's Overall thoughts on the Process of finding a job in 2021.(3:27) Quick Thoughts on DaniLeigh & DaBaby Incident.(10:56) A little Toxicity is good for you.(12:45) "Throw in the Towel"..on Hot & Cold Showers. (14:18) A Colonoscopy is like an "Oil Change"..Should we get them more often?..Asking for a friend.(25:03) How Not to Shave.(29:00) Charlie Kirk Looks like a Backyard Baseball Character..And can't have an original opinion to save his life.(31:35) Credit Cards are like LSD..."No Situation has ever been solved with more of it"(38:40) Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/jaYhtuugmRM

EP.81. "Treadmill Therapy" (Leave Me ALOOONE) [GYM ETIQUETTE 101 EPIC RANT]

In Episode 81, STORYTIME Edition: GYM ETIQUETTE 101: Clint goes on a 40 Minute rant on the guy who interrupted his workout on College Football Saturday. DON'T Talk to people on TREADMILLS or Touch my shoulders. Why he hates Clemson now. Why young people are stressed. Respecting your Elders has officially run it's course. Did I overreact?...or Act Properly?(3:35) Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/GqKCK4Zleow

"Political Nymphomaniac" (should I QUIT?, Emmanuel Acho, common sense, political trash) |EP.80.|

In Episode 80, Clint opens with "Nymphomaniac". Perspective on Critical YouTube Comments. Should you quit if you suck? Emmanuel Acho is best sports analyst on T.V. right now. Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie Irving being used by media outlets. Political Television (Fox News and CNN) are complete trash. Not Everything is "Liberal" or "Woke". Political Buzzwords. Common Sense is lacking most. The Focus of "Semantics, context,nuance, and Technically" gets us nowhere fast. Bradley Beal told Ted Cruz to kick rocks. Politicians who "Stand" with Kyrie and athletes when it's convenient. Cherry Picking Media. And More. Full Video Episode Below: https://youtu.be/IMU0iJt8C8U

"Message In a Bottle" (drunk texting, old school romance is OVERRATED, Boxers Or Briefs?) |EP.79.|

In Episode 79, "You Gotta Keep Em Separated" (Laundry Day), Old School Romance Is highly...Well Romanticized, A "Message in a Bottle" is a drunk text today . People who defend Bill Cosby, Trevor Bauer, Michael Jackson (sex offenders). Reading Apple Podcast Reviews, In Case No ones told you...No one cares for your political views. Pet Peeve of an Avid Podcast Listener (Long Openings). Effects of running on concrete compared to a treadmill as you age. Are you a Boxer or Briefs Guy? Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/DQdkji9Otu8

EP.78. "Tugging My Anthony Weiner" (Good For You)

#RobertSarver #Anthony Weiner #AaronRodgers #GoodForYou #RelationshipAdvice In Episode 78, Clint Masters the"Solo" Act , Walt Disney, Taking your work home with you, Anthony Weiner W/ Michael Scott (The Office), Robert Sarver & Phoenix Suns Controversy, Open Door Policies are Overrated, Trix Cereal Loyalty, Michael Myers has a Friend, Aaron Rodgers Vs Kyrie Irving Vaccination Situations, Whitney Cummings (Good For You), And..Unwarranted Relationship Advice Full Video Below: https://youtu.be/D6USZB19qI8

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