Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

by Clint Nelson

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 1

#137 - Easter at Quik-Trip (Hot Dog Hoarding)

In Episode 137, Weee Got a good one in this. (0:01) Clint opens when you find a fit that...fits so well. (3:55) Easter At Quik-Trip: "WTF"..I yelled. As I waited in line for a Hot Dog..& left with None. (18:32) I'm becoming an entitled person. (20:45) Extra CHURNING In Ice Cream, Ice Cream Sandwiches. (23:50) RANT: Getting Short Changed On your "Extra Mayo" (29:22) The "I'm Misunderstood" Guy or Gal + There's no such thing as "Mutual" Parting of ways. (34:54) Not all Type Casting is Bad + Lizzo on SNL. (40:00) NBA Players Sitting Out from a Kid V.S. an Adult POV. (46:34) Theory Alert: "Seeing is Believing" Why Parents wish Santa Was Real More than their Kids do. Should there be a Santa Tax Return? Farting on Santa's Lap is a National Tradition. Why the tall elfs at the mall? & MORE!! (1:00:00) Fear of being a "Co-Parent"

#136 - Hotel (KEY) Checkout Rules (Waving,Orlando Florida,Nude Babies,Ed Sheeran Lawsuit,Cam Newton)

In Episode 136, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:01) Clint opens with a "Wave" (2:22) Roller Coasters Safety. (6:02) Being in "Pod Shape". (8:00) Ed Sheeran Lawsuit Finally Ending. (10:00) Red Roof Ins are gay. + Hotel Checkout Rules Rant + Orlando Florida Story (17:25) Cont. The Hotel Checkout Rules RANT (20:12) Jeffrey Toobin Zoom "Incident" is worse than cheating. (26:00) Your Name Matters. Being Really "Into" It. (29:20) Nudity of Babies. (37:45) Parents who approve their kids for Marriage. (42:00) Cam Newton wanting a "Traditional Woman". Episode 136 Video Episode: https://youtu.be/05v-tTMDlqE

#135 - Conveniently Inconvenient (Going 1-3, Bad Breath, Dwayne Haskins Death, "Your Truth") & More

Follow The Pod, Subscribe, Hit Notification Reminder & Continue the Growing support! In Episode 135, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:02) Opening Rant: Clint Rants about going "1 for 3" on his checklist. His Recent Experience at Microcenter. (11:48) Intro to the Pod & Bad Breath Awareness. (13:54) NFL Qb Dwayne Haskins Death, Adam Schefter & others insensitive reporting of the Matter, What is appropriate to bring up in someones death? What's going too far? (20:38) "Not everyone deserves our condolences". Discussion on Life & Death Treatment Amongst each other. (28:47) "Truth Hurts": Holding the past against someone. Constantly being reminded what you once didn't have. The Truth about "Your Truth". (39:48) "im gonna prove em wrong!!"..Baker Mayfield & people who spend their whole lives proving people "Wrong"..Plus Panera Bread Is Over priced. (44:44) "Can I be Honest With you??" The start of a sentence no man wants to hear. (49:18) "Lie to me Please!!" It keeps things interesting. (54:38) The News Sucks.& More! Episode 135 Video Link Below: https://youtu.be/YjIv8Vvl7yA

"wyd" #134 - Texting Makes Us All The Same

In Episode 134 Of The Corniest Pod on the Planet, (2:00)" Crack Heads Shouldn't Have Laptops" . Hunter Biden Laptop "Cracks" Open The Obama's Do "Cocaine". Nepotism is not terrible. (7:57) Not all Victims are...Actual Victims. (11:30) Seeing is Believing. Rugrats are Ugly Ass Babies. do animated shows really need Diversity? (15:30) I hate texting. Texting makes us all the same.The Value of In person Conversations. "Less is More". Being Disconnected from Social Media. (34:00) "Filling the Text Threads". l don't have the time to text you when i'm bored anymore. Texting creates a Barrier where you don't have to be interesting. (45:08) "wyd"..What do you mean, What am I doing? Hey!, How you've been?.. (49:08) The Sacrifice of being "Engaged" in Conversation. What a partner needs from you changes over time. & Vice Versa. (54:40) "I'm not a guy to reach out..just to reach out". Internal struggle of "Reconnecting" With People. What do you really wanna know? & More!!! (1:04:00) Why Now? Episode 134 Video Podcast Below: https://youtu.be/drt5WEun6ls

#133 - Why Do I Have to File My Taxes?? | "Tax-Perts"

Disclaimer: i had to re- record this episode due to my idiocy of audio. So i couldn't capture the same magic as the first take. But Enjoy this with what it is. In Episode 133 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (Time Stamps Below) (2:05) "It's Tax SEASON!!..But Why do I have to File My Taxes?..To the people who already have it on file?..The Cost of the Stimulus Checks...Paying someone to do your taxes..Are "Tax Experts" Underpaid? (24:12) Jada Pinkett Smith is a Menace To Mental Health. (Revisiting the "Entanglement" W/ August Alsina) Is Will Smith the only reason anyone cares about all the drama to begin with? Is August the REAL VICTIM of All of This? (39:45) "Love DO Judge: Seeing a 20 Year Old Girl With a 70+ Year Old Guy..Is it Creepy?..Am I in the wrong for being Judgemental?..Age Gaps have Fatal Flaws for Easily Impressionable Young People.. (49:12) "STRAW-GATE" :Getting Questioned for my Straw at QuikTrip.. Episode 133 Video Link Below: https://youtu.be/elQjFtF1Sa0

#132 - Uninformed Curiosity (FUCK WELLSTAR, Interracial Relationships, Little Mermaid V.s. Titanic))

Welcome Back! To the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Just a White Man Being Uninformed for an Hour..Again. Come get "Uninformed" & Enjoy. In Episode 132, Clint Opens Up with, (0:03)"what is a blanket statement?" (3:35) Not being able to go back to sleep after a phone call. (4:55) Having "Uninformed Curiosity". (8:11) Is Little Mermaid a Rip Off Of Titanic??..Are Ariel & Rose the worst people ever?..Is Atlantis Symbolism for the "Iceberg"? (16:04) It's More Interesting to be "Uninformed". The obsession & pressure in Society to be "Informed"..Dating Experts Are B.S & Uninformed. (20:15) "The Real" are Now Dating Experts. (23:00) Discussion on Interracial Relationships. People who capitalize for "Social Credit". (Warning: This gets Real) (38:20) 2 Girls, 1 Stereotype. (Overhearing a Conversation of "Unmet Expectations") (48:35) ALL TIME RANT ALERT: CLINT IS FED UP WITH WELLSTAR Hospitals!! Getting Referred to 4 different places for One Answer!! A Doctors Office With No Useful Equpment?? Getting your Balls Checked out Is Fun! Getting the Run- Around to Squeeze every Dollar Out of Ya! Oh Plus a Hefty Bill?.. I know Ya'll Can Relate. Watch This Episode of "Uninformed Curiosity" Below: https://youtu.be/oGSA4yxlaos

#131 - BedPod

Clint Switches it Up & Pods from his bed...Do you like the new "Set- Up"? In Episode 131 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Time Stamps Below) (1:52) "My Energy Is Gone" (2:52) J Cole's Questionable Lyrics & Imagine Dragons Is Church. (11:18) Break Room Observations. "All Break Rooms Are The SAME!!" ..With Someone eating a honey bun. (16:40) "Mutual Disinterest" Is Always One Sided. (19:10) "It's Hard To Give a Shit!!!" (Should I QUIT The POD??) (22:10) CAT MAN Breakdown: Nothing Normal about being a "Cat Man". Cat Woman is for Pervs. How do cats really Mate? (29:00) The REAL Problem With Female Driven Movies. (40:02) Transitioning to a "Guest" Based Podcast. (41:57) Diversifying the Diet. (No One Gives a Fuck) (43:58) Night Owl Seminar Of Productivity. (47:30) "There's Too Many Podcasts" (49:55) "Deshaun Watson Shouldn't Settle If He Truly Believes his Innocence". (54:30) Do both Parties Deserve blame for what took place? And MORE!! Watch Clint Pod From his Bed Below: https://youtu.be/t4C9jpCWO_M

#130 - OSCAR(Will Smith) Slapped MARTY(Chris Rock) For GLORIA'S(Jada Pinkett) Hole

Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock At The Oscars. Clint Rambles His Thoughts on Why Will Smith Is a Broken Person. Why Chris Rock didn't react like most would. Does Jada Pinkett Enjoy All This? Plus: The Madagascar Connection..& Shark Tale in this "Entanglement" Enjoy The Pod!

#129 - Treasure Chest Of Hair | "What's With Me & Anal?"

Clint Goes Shirtless for the Pod Today!! Opens up With Space Talk. Rockin The New Bod!!, Losing 50 Lbs, Big Podcast Announcement!! , Getting Sent Home Early for Working Too Many Hours (Couldn't Call Me??), Expanding The Pod & Having Guests, Toaster Nobs, Deshaun Watson Rewarded With 230 Million Guaranteed, Asking Random People In Everyday Life To Come On Podcast, Downside of "Banking" in Episodes, Not Having a "Niche", Is being on ones podcast a "Date?", Am I The "Deshaun Watson of Podcasting?", Rose in "Titanic" Is a Terrible Person. & More!!! Video Version Of Episode 129 Below: https://youtu.be/w_N7CMH4CVA

#128 - Un-Tan My Nuts |(Deshaun Watson & David Dobrik MASSAGING TOXIC Environment)|Off N Beat Podcast

In Episode 128, (Time Stamps Below) (1:30) Deshaun Watson Is A Innocent Man..I guess. (3:05) Drake's "Fuckin Problem" With Rihanna. (6:50) David Dobrik Is Guilty...I guess..."Voluntarily Staying in a "Toxic" Environment Is Your Fault" (15:38) Clint's Full Thoughts On Deshaun Watson Situation. ..Running a Massage Business Through Instagram? Why didn't Deshaun learn from Robert Kraft? "Creep Tendencies" Isn't an Excuse..But no one should've been surprised. (23:30 ) "Vlog Squad" House & Deshaun Watson "Young" Energy. (25:45) Baker Mayfield Done Messed Up. (30:25) My Experience getting Professional "Massages". Does it matter if it's a guy a girl? Plus: Getting Your "Boys" Checked out by Doctors. (38:55) Environment Matters For Context. (46:40) R Kelly Exposes Bad Parents (56:10) The "Victim" Mentality And MORE!.

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