Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

by Clint Nelson

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 1

#248 - Control Builds Power (Katt Williams/Shannon Sharpe Response)

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 248, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) I'VE ARRIVED!!! 100lb Dumbbell Crew! How it feels? (9:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow) (12:30) If you were born in 2000... (13:03) having a baby on your birthday (14:37) Lil Wayne said "Future has best mixtape of All Time" (18:02) I'm "Into Myself" & "Self absorbed" (21:02) Gossip Sites & TD Jakes (26:35) Katt Williams Truly UNLEASHED On Club Shay Shay (36:35) Shannon Sharpe doing a Follow Up Video Addressing Criticism of his Podcast With Katt Williams. (41:05) Shannon Sharpe May Overtake the #1 Podcast In the World! (46:30) Harvard President Claudine Gay "Resigned". (51:43) Final Thoughts: "Don't Limit Yourself" & More! Grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking link Below, Subscribing, leave a thumbs up, or whatever you please. thanks. https://youtu.be/d7PU0_7EsqY

#247 - "Buffet Of Politics" | Setting Goals, Staying Authentic To Yourself, cereal cartoon orgy

#comedy #podcast #politics #clint #fitnesslifestyle #goalsetting Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 247, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Jordan & Politics & Buffet's [opening monologue] (11:41) Intro to the Pod(Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:38) New Years Goals (17:20) Staying Authentic to how you wanna attract an audience (21:40) Trend on Tik Tok to "Quit Your Job" (29:15) Integrity Is "Doing What's Right when No one Is Looking" (33:09) 2 jews walk into a bar jokes weren't real (35:35) watching old movies (38:36) grocery store advertisement's (41:08) masturbation will effect every aspect of ones life (44:56) "Tony the Tiger is defenitely a power bottom" (cereal cartoon characters are sexual beings) & More! Click Link Below To Help grow the YouTube, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, share with a friend. thanks https://youtu.be/bhoeD8Wt_mo

#246 - Management Culture Is Lazy

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 246, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) The Guy Who Just Doesn't Stop Talking on 1st Date. (5:35) Intro to the Pod (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:35) Management Culture Is Lazy (Full Thoughts) Subscribe to YouTube Channel, by clicking link below & leaving a thumbs up if you enjoyed. thanks https://youtu.be/tp3IF_bSLVk

#245 - "House Of Mouse" | My Best Friend Who Changed my Life

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 245, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Opening Monologue. (4:38) Intro to the Pod. (Like, Subscribe, Leave a Review Etc.) (6:05) Human Brains use KW (8:25) Instrumentals In the Early 2010's Standout (11:05) Marathons are Useless (12:33) "Novelty" Ice Cream (16:15) Mixed Alcoholic Drinks Rant (18:59) My Best Friend Who Changed my Life (RIP Myron) A long Backstory of Stories, & what makes me..me. Enjoy. (36:30) People who Vape Indoors (42:32) Knock Knock joke.. (43:08) Culture Obsession with Prison & More! Help grow the YouTube by Clicking link Below, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, etc. Thanks. https://youtu.be/uJqlv1BA8SI

#244 - "I'm E- Vulva-ling In Front Of Your Eyes" | it's always the bitches that can't do dishes

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 244, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) "You Gotta Smile that lights up a Room"... (1:25) I like the Zest..bar of soap (2:28) "It's lie a big Pink Vulva In My Hand" (5:32) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Subscribe, Leave a review, Etc) (7:18) Jesus Birthday is Celebrated like Women's Birthday (8:27) Sleep is most Important Thing For Human Performance... (10:38) Credit Card "Qualifying" Process Is just Permission To get in More Debt. (14:05) VPN's Seem....Sketchy at best. (16:45) The Gynecologist waiting Room (19:22) Shapeshifters Prevent Conspiracy & Speculation & what would i change? (20:27) "I would make princess Diana a Baddie" (21:58) Arch Card: The beauty of Marketing (24:00) Prince Harry & Meghan Markle trying to be an "American" Power Symbol. (28:57) "I wish we were Friends" (29:32) Friend is such a Loose Term these days (33:00) "It's always the Bitches that can't do Dishes" (36:03) Teaching a women how to do laundry.."What do you do all Day???" (37:05) Spiritually Clean The Dishes while your at it (39:37) People who brag about having Clean Kitchens but don't Cook. (41:55) Dumb Characters who are Actually the Smart ones. (44:00) Santa Claus doesn't wanna hear about your "Jet Lag" (47:05) (RA NT)"He's having a GLOW UP" - Social Media Topic Obsession & More! Help Grow the YouTube by Clicking Link Below, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, share. Thanks! https://youtu.be/Y3qdKQi7fJA

#243 - "Just Whip It Out..I'm Goin Off the Wagon Wheel" | WTF Am I Doing? (real reflection)

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 243, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Girls with Collarbone Tattoos & Sweating Cars (2:56) Intro to the Pod (Like, Subscribe, Etc.) (6:18) Christmas Time Always Drags Out..& what day is it? (8:25) TV Show Idea: Finding the Next Podcast Star!! (American Idol Format) (12:15) Tattoo Judging (14:42) Christmas make you reflect. (16:55) "WTF Am I Doing?" - real reflection ephiphany (18:55) Alcohol Shaming needs to stop. how someone decides to "inebriate" themselves isn't any better or worse than yours. (24:15) "I Don't Need it"..Goal: Be a Professional Sports Gambler!! (27:00) What if i just...don't work & live minimally? (29:55) What Am I Really getting in Return? (31:07) Making Less & Having More Time (32:45) Resting Facial Expression Rant! (35:25) 5 Things That Guys Need to Stop Doing Videos (40:45) G League Player Who Murdered is being Buried in Sports Media (42:30) "No one Watches Baseball"..(Bs Rant) (48:18) Old Baseball Stadiums Created a "Real" Experience. (51:43) Taco Bells 5 Layer Burrito..is always a different Burrito every time. & More! Help Grow YouTube Channel by Clicking link below, leave a thumbs up Subscribe. share a review on spotify or wherever you listen. Thanks! https://youtu.be/fEaAlyktwGs

#242 - "1st Podcast Residency" | Do you choose your Woman or your Mother?

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 242, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Recording in a closet next to a Mirror (2:55) Men With Low Testosterone can't eat Spicy food. (4:00) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, subscribe,etc.) (5:50) Ghost Drink of the Episode & Trauma Sensory with a specific "Drink". (7:32) Bad Pony Joke & More. (9:52) I want to have the "1st Podcast Residency" (12:22) "House" was too close to his Job.. (14:41) "Treat your body like a temple"..but it defies physics.(open talk thoughts) (17:55) Cardi B upset seeing Offset with a .."Thick" Model. (20:42) Former NFL Player Kroy Biermann is Losing his S*** over the women he married. (crazy red flags, family didn't approve, etc) (25:38) Do you choose your woman or your mother? (29:56) If a cat licks your toe nail... (31:55) The Man who Killed himself after founding out his wife...wasn't a woman. (34:43) "I like me some eye shadow..." & the rest of this episode, Clint is all over the place. .. it gets pretty crazy. Enjoy this Special Christmas episode. Thank you All! Help grow the YouTube Channel by clicking Link Below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. Thanks. https://youtu.be/iIRO69hx-bg

241 - "Prioritize Your Unfortunate Series of Events" | bitching & complaining gets me aroused

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 241, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) I Am Self Centered.. (2:31) Intro to the Pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (4:35) Ghost Flavor of the Day (5:40) Time is our biggest Opponent (7:30) "No one does enough of what they like ..to justify doing all the things they do" (9:55) Beauty of getting older (honesty with oneself) (11:09) Bitching & Complaining gets me aroused (15:59) LA Chargers got dat ass whooped 63-21 (21:15) Replacing Justin Herbert?? (26:26) Draymond Green Suspended Indefinitely..thoughts (30:41) Alcohol at Restaurants are a RIP OFF!!..that'll make yall...rip it off. (31:35) Going out just to get drinks..is overrated and dangerous (35:00) Accountability must take place in these Public Drinking Incidents (39:20) How to Prioritize whats Important to you (47:09) "Icks" from Women (51:30) Do you really always want people to REALLY listen to you? (52:00) Final Thoughts: Christmas Time Of YEAR!! & More! Help grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking Link Below, leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. Thanks. https://youtu.be/XBkMkkYvEgc

#240 - "Law Of Attraction W/ Leaked Sources" | dudes that smell like females wanna try you the most

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 240, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) At WAR with the GHOST (energy drink) (2:47) Intro to the Pod ( follow, subscribe, etc) (3:28) Shohei Ohtani Deferred payment strategy (5:04) if R Kelly wasn't in jail (6:07) Singing on Airplanes (9:27) "i wish a mf would try me today" (10:45) dudes that smell like a female (13:20) "Trapped in the Closet" is an absurd Creation (17:00) paying for stupid shit for your kids..but you have to do it. (19:01) Dhar Mann Facebook Peak (22:48) Communicating with Socially Awkward people is my Joy (25:58) nasty ass wigs back in the day (26:08) talking to brain dead people (27:12) feeling timid while recording (28:32) telling people what you do outside work.. (30:18) Druski & I are Stud Muffins (32:58) Coach Carter "This is BOGUS" line (35:50) Comedians making Box Office Flops (39:12) "Personality" Story Driven movies are done for (39:58) Rubi Rose & Sad Superfan ( the sad culture of desperation) (44:41) Clint's OnlyFans Idea... (48:08) Keanu Reeves on a train & Adam Sandler at an IHOP Just being Good Samaritans. & More! Help grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking link Below ,leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. Thanks https://youtu.be/ylWJ_qwkmds

#239 - "The SUS Is On The Loose"

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 239, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Shohei Ohtani 10 Yr, 700 Million Deal (2:43) I Always wanted to be a "Steve" (4:17) Gene Simmons was ahead of the "Thot" Culture (5:23) Intro the pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (6:15) Hockey has "Pucked" my gambling Slap (7:33) Evading Taxes is Cool (9:39) IRS..just take my money. (14:44) Twisted Croissants Turn into Flakey ... (15:14) Mario V.S. Omarion Versus Battle (18:40) Kanye Admiration has grown (20:25) What is ..reality?.. (22:29) "The Sus is on the loose" (23:32) the man in fish nits (26:05) Kid Rock Vs Tommy Lee Fight (30:30) Asap Rocky hates "F***** Problems" (32:52) Why is there no famous Dentist? (34:50) Lakers Win In Season Cup Tournament (37:58) Shohei's Marketability as a Dodger & More! Help grow the YouTube by Clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & Subcribe. Thanks. https://youtu.be/7O2x2kMgRP4

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