Episode notes
In this installment of Now That’s Not A Very Interesting Podcast, Craig Chapman explores the acoustic purgatory known as "Please Hold" music. Have you ever wondered why a billionaire corporation forces you to listen to a flute solo recorded through a tin can? Craig breaks down the technical "Audio Mulch" created by frequency clipping and pays homage to the unsung heroes of MIDI synthesizers.
We also dive back into the kitchen cupboard for a new "What Do I Have Here?", where we examine the humble T-shirt carrier bag. It’s a story of Swedish engineering, unintended environmental consequences, and the structural superiority of high-density polyethylene.
In this episode, you will hear:
- An analysis of the three main genres of hold music, from "Corporate Zen" to the 1989 classic, Opus No. 1.
- The technical reason why Mozart sounds like a robot screaming when played over a telephone line.
- The history of Sten Gustaf Thulin’s 1965 patent and the birth of the "bag of bags."
- International correspondence from Gary in Nebraska, who has successfully used bivalve anatomy to avoid his neighbors.
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