Jenn’s ass loses a fight with a pair of pants, while Stroke’s ass brings home $220.

Ian wants to know why adults are still advertising “it’s complicated” on Facebook, which is a brave conversation to have immediately before Mikey explains why his wife went to eye surgery without him. The crew promptly blames the listeners for needing a podcast so badly.

Then they judge two actual criminal cases in Digital Dick of the Week, because apparently these four are qualified to assess other people’s decisions.

Unpopular opinions turn Disneyland into an argument, drag up the horrors of company field day, and end with Mikey complimenting the presentation of an unsolicited dick pic.

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