Since we’re off this week, we figured it was the perfect time to revisit one of the dumbest things this show has ever done: reading viral BookTok smut novels out loud like emotionally damaged audiobook actors.

What started as “this should be funny” immediately turned into phrases like “wet slabs,” “intimate muscles,” and multiple conversations nobody wanted to have about fingers in asses.

Also, somebody needs to explain why these books all have cute Disney Channel covers while hiding absolute psychological warfare inside.

If you missed this disaster the first time, congratulations. Your suffering starts now. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

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Probably don’t play it near children. Or church people.

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