In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

• Launch the damn merch store (finally),

• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),

• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,

• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),

• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),

• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler),

• Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs,

• AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩

This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pa ...