Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup.

💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society 🧠 Confessionals include fake IBS, burner Instas, and spicy secrets 🧻 Voicemails, CraigsLust, Florida Man, and the Top 10 Most Annoying Songs 👀 Plus: Who had the worst ex? And what the hell is “BaconNips69”?

💀 Got secrets? Shame? Weird sh*t you’d never say out loud?

Drop your confessions here, Dammit 👇

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