The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins

• 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)

• 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played

• 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla

• 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better

• 🧼 Smut or ...